The creators of Family Guy announced that one of the Griffins would die this season back in July at Comic-Con. The world was shocked when last week’s episode revealed that the beloved family pet, Brian Griffin, was the character to meet his tragic ending. While Family Guy is now a mere shell of what it once was, we can vividly remember a time when it reigned as king of the animated TV world and it was very depressing to witness the death of such a classic character. I think we were all secretly hoping Chris would get the Axe… Seriously, when has he ever been funny?
Next-gen is officially in full effect with the launch of the Xbox One. The “Big Three” have released their new consoles. Sony and Microsoft are obviously more in than the spotlight than Nintendo right now and for good reasons. The Xbox One and PS4 were both welcomed with phenomenal releases and both consoles sold over 1 million units in 24 hours. The Wii U hasn’t even hit 4 million units sold since it’s launch over a year ago… We love Nintendo and wish them the best in all their endeavors, but seeing such massive sales numbers from your is never something investors like to see. If this were a zombie apocalypse, Nintendo would be the weak, vulnerable guy we leave behind to be eaten by the undead.
Halloween is nearly upon us! Chances are you attended some outrageous Halloween party this last weekend and chances are you saw countless drunk people trying to pick up chicks in ridiculous costumes. Halloween is amazing simply because it’s the one special night of the year where you could see Ada Wong hook up with Mario.
Last week we told you the tragic story of the day young Kaffy was kicked in the chest by a man dressed as Yogi Bear. He is tired of living his life in fear. From this day forth he shall no longer fear mascots… and he will know what bear meat tastes like.
Yes, this is based off a true story. Your old pal Kafka Luck was kicked in the chest by a man dressed as Yogi Bear when he was a small child. He’s had an irrational fear of mascots ever since. Will Kafka Luck conquer his fear? Will Mr. What’s Your Tag? stick around? Will N’Sync ever put out another album? Find out the answers to all of theese questions in next week’s exciting comic!
Mountain Dew is the best soda ever. Is it absolutely terrible for you? No doubt about it. Does drinking it in the morning devastate your bowels and ruin the first several hours of your day? You bet your sweet ass it does, but these things are trivial compared to that magical feeling you get when you crack open a can of the sweet nectar. Oh yeah, and if you actually think that Mello Yello is better than Mountain Dew, you should probably speak to a therapist because something isn’t right with you.
Last week we asked you folks if you were excited about Mega Evolutions. The results seemed pretty even. Many of you are insanely excited about it and many others feel like it’s kind of a cop-out. Well, Mega Evolutions are on the way, whether you like it or not. We’d be a little more excited if they added some classic Pokemon to the MegaMon roster. It’s a downright insult to have Lucario get the mega treatment before Farfetch’d.
Have you ever tried any exotic meats? Maybe some alligator or ostrich? Typically it’s pretty disgusting, but it makes you wonder what your little Poke Pals might taste like, right? What!? Don’t you judge us… There are people out there who eat dogs and babies… Pokemon aren’t even real.