Yes, this is based off a true story. Your old pal Kafka Luck was kicked in the chest by a man dressed as Yogi Bear when he was a small child. He’s had an irrational fear of mascots ever since. Will Kafka Luck conquer his fear? Will Mr. What’s Your Tag? stick around? Will N’Sync ever put out another album? Find out the answers to all of theese questions in next week’s exciting comic!