It seems like you run into friends in the most random places and sometimes they aren’t anything like you remember them. Sometimes they are mutated, alien entities, bent on the destruction of all mankind. Usually they’re just pregnant, but the alien thing happens, we promise.
You might remember our old pal AgentGear from this comic. Or what about this one? He’s been hiding out for a few months and now we know exactly where he’s been. He did the weird alien, entity thing and it turns out he’s pregnant too.
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–John R.
Is he having a boy or a girl? :p
It’s some disgusting fusion of both genders actually. It’s not pretty.
-Mileson
I hear alien babies are much cheaper to raise than human babies… less changing diapers, more hosing off.
That is 100% true, but they do eventually run rampant and 9 times out of ten, they will eat their own parents and absorb their limbs.
-Mileson
Oh right, forgot about that…
I’ll just not open this package of “Instant Baby Alien” I got from HSN then.
I hear those are a real bargain. For only 3 low payments of $19.99, you can have you very own Necromorph child.
-Mileson
Yeah, wonder why they’re so cheap…
Oh wait! They come with a complementary marker! Now THAT I must have.
Act now and we’ll give you two for the price of one!